I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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