Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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