yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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