Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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