So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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