Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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