nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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