Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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