I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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