Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
