Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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