If i come over, it means nothing
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
