i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
