Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so fucking centered right now
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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