I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I want is dick and wine.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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