We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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