1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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