Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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