I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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