He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
