The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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