Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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