The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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