Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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