Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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