I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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