My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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