Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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