fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Randomize
