taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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