This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm at about main and main street
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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