Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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