I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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