Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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