Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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