But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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