hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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