Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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