You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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