So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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