You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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