The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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