How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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