we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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