why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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