The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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