I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
