She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
