Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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