i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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